I got this email today (my source shall remain anonymous) and at the risk of 4 YRS. BAD LUCK I decided to post rather than forward it's contents. Somehow this felt appropriate as a post.
Any thoughts on these zodiac archetypes? I especially enjoyed reading how Sagittarius does not like tight spaces--even tight clothes! Ha! As for me, the Scorpio traits of possessive, obsessive and grudge-holding always feel painfully true. But at least I'm a GREAT kisser, right? :)
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very
creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't
like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind.
Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun.
Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfis h. Short fuse.
(Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest
quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be
physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.
Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted.
Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways.
Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable.
Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard -
passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad Luck if you
do not forward.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing,
very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves.
Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes
nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful
physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome.
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious.
Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but
sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful,
generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily.
Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking.
Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive.
Determined. Loves being in long Relations hips. Talkative. Romantic. Can be
self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome).
Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing.
Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be
around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes
hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes.
5 comments:
'sighs...shakes head in disgust'.
I got this too... however, my leo description has always fit me to a tee! ;)
hmph. I guess Virgo's ARE "hard to please" Maskew! ;)
I think I am about 50/50 on accuracy. I like turtle knecks - those are tight sometimes. But I guess from my NYE clothing record I don't like being confined.
what is a turtle-kneck?
I've heard of a turtle. I've even heard the term "kneck". http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Kneck
Turtle-kneck sounds like you are strangling a reptile and i don't care for such brutality.
as for "living up to my horoscope", the above is an example of my "argumentative", "harsh" and "fussy" nature.
If you read the horoscopes in their entirety you will see that Virgo receives an overwhelming shortage of traditionally "positive" descriptors. what is with that?
Personally, i don't allow my life to be judged by some star-crossed hippy with crystals, bong and a blog. Live your life and don't fall victim to stereotypes, people. Take a few minutes and copy/paste one of these descriptions into google -word for word- and have fun reading the blogs they come from.
frightening.
As for Kelli and "confinement"...
As a male, i have certain views...but as her friend, i must keep them to myself. :-)
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